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Alchemy
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Из телевизионного:


-- Oh! Jennifer Lopez! Sign my bra! Sign my bra! Sign my bra!
-- (taking pen) But you're not wea...
-- SIGN IT!
:)

По другому каналу:

-- It's Nigel Planters from Whizelthorp house!
-- Yeah, any day now Lord What's-his-name can come and scrrrrich (проводит пальцем по шее), goodbye poor Nigel.
-- You mean Lord Muldybutt? I bet it also has something to do with the Chamber Pot of Secrets.