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Продолжение "истории" про апгрейд программы подружка 1.0 до жена 1.0
(знаю, что скорее всего это где-то уже было, но приведу ответ тек-саппорта)

Dear User,
Ref: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a Primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run Everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still onvert
back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or Purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section Regarding General Partnership Fault's (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 Crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high Maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance Of Wife 1.0.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, Which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
Do not, under any Circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a Supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible Damage to the operating system.

Best wishes,
Tech support